I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Text me some of your sweat
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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