So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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