and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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