i just made my gag reflex go away.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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