he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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