I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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