Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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