mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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