I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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