there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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