I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You need a sexual gate keeper
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Two words: blizzard sex
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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