Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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