Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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