this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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