so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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