i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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