put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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