And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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