I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize