Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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