did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
kristin has been a bad kristin
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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