I wannas sexs uuuuu
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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