Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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