yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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