glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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