I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
be right there i have to get my cape
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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