Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
