Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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