your parents love me but you hate me
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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