I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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