My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason