This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.