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so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him