That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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