Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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