He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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