she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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