I got chris browned last night
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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