kristin has been a bad kristin
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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