But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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