whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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