They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
How's work?
Spinning.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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