i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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