she was so not down for the gang bang
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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