Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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