Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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