My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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