i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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