We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
