Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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