I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We left the knife in your bed.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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