She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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