I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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