can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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