There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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