Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
